My life couldn't get any more ridiculous.
A few days ago, my son's teacher wanted to berate me on my parenting style. I politely told her to f--k off, in so many words. And now? She's sitting across the table from me at my first blind date in years.
You can't make this s--t up.
Nothing has been easy since my wife left me and Hunter years ago. And yet, we persevered. He's my whole world, and the last thing I have time for is a woman.
But this beautiful teacher disagrees. She wants to help me find the right girl for me and my boy. My best friend agrees. It's time.
To shut everyone up, I go along with it. How bad can this get?
The right woman has been under my nose the whole time. And without realizing it, I've fallen deeply in love with her. I can only hope she'll stop her silly search and accept my offer.