Mr. Cheddar’s Meowings by Mr. Cheddar & Geraldine H. Hartman

Mr. Cheddar serves up his own unique and flavorful blend of feline tummy-tickling humor and puuuurfound kibbles of wisdom throughout the pages of:

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline

Color photographs of the ruggedly handsome Mr. Cheddar are featured throughout this book, purrrfectly complimenting his wise and witty words.

Catty Topics of Note Include:

-advice for the lovelorn (applicable for felines and humans)

-dealing with difficult neighbors (only humans, of course)

-kibble quality control (never, NEVER let it slide)

-disciplining humans (they can be taught, with time and patience)

-litter box humor (snort…)

-napping etiquette (there is a right way to do everything)

-grooming 101 aka "gilding the furry"

-aging disgracefully and loving it (heh, if you’ve still got it…)

and munch, munch more…

Mr. Cheddar is currently furrrrriously pawing more litterary masterpieces, with minor assistance from his Meowmie: Geraldine.

He scoffs at the need for any type of human help, but with such big, manly paws, typing can be a challenge at times, for the otherwise incredibly gifted Mr. C.

And for Mr.Cheddar: furrrrbulous, feline words of wisdom and witticisms happily flow like a never-ending bag of premium kibble!