scenarios: A humorous spy thriller by Chris Longo

Welcome to the Golden Age of Erotic Film-Making, aka Porn.

It’s the 1970s and it is in full frontal as an obsessed porno writer who doesn’t take rejection well, his ex-Third Reich-loving producer, and his ex-circus performer dominatrix wife plot to break through with a legit Tinsel Town Big Time Studio Movie. They encounter instead a landscape littered with unspeakable secrets, delusional psychos, and gigantic egos blocking their stars from being born.

That is, until they manage to devise a sure fire million dollar film pitch. Which morphs into a fail-safe blackmail scheme. Which shifts into a tsunami of international espionage topped by a mushroom cloud of global mayhem, murder, and money laundering–Hollywood Style.

What else does this story have?

A Hollywood agent with a talent for Caribbean Santeria? Check. A stand-up comic rabbi with the looks of a Marvel hero? Check. S and M? Check.

Ready for a cleverly written satirical mystery filled with humor and suspense?

Prepare for one zany, every-which-way Hollywood spy thriller with more twists and turns than Mulholland Drive. Read Scenarios today!