Diary of a Security Guard at Area 51 by H. E. Culver
Melissa is 26, utterly bored, and isn’t far off ending it all with a nail gun.
Her witty, dry and twisted sense of humour gets her through each day. Her diary is an insight to where the ordinary meets the extraordinary, and every desk assessment and alien invasion in-between. Will she reach a truce with Sandra, her arch-rival?
Will she be able to ditch Colin? And can she coax Fran away from turning into a complete psychopath?