Kamatari & Minoru Hate Bones and other stories by Dan R Arman

Kamatari wants nothing more than to settle down with his wife in their new home, but trouble and a surprising number of foes are out to kill him and his friends. Minoru wants to stop talking to animals that bite him. Rubi wants to have a baby at all costs and to meddle in everyone else's love lives. Teuta... wants to throat punch the next person who asks if she's going to be in this book, so you'd better watch out.
Regardless of what they want, all of these former adventurers will find themselves with their hands full of more follies, free for alls, and fornication in these stories than they can stand.